How to Put on a Condom

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By Colebabie

Why are condoms important?

According to Planned Parenthood:

Each year, 2 out of 100 women whose partners use condoms will become pregnant if they always use condoms correctly.

Each year, 15 out of 100 women whose partners use condoms will become pregnant if they don't always use condoms correctly.

This just proves how important correct condom use is. Not only for protection against unwanted pregnancy but protection against Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs). There are many condom options out there. Visit: http://hubpages.com/hub/Barrier-Methods-of-Birth-Control to check 'em out!

Something very important is for both parties to insist on wearing them. Don't take "No" "I'm allergic" or "It won't fit" as an answer!

Don't Take ANY Excuses :)

1) Consent

This should be an obvious first step, but obviously important. There is a four letter word called rape.


2) Air Pocket

Fold the condom over onto itself. There should be a pocket of air inside the condom package. If there isn't grab a new one. This means that the condom has been punctured or damaged in some way.

Check the Expiration Date
Check the Expiration Date

3) Expiration Date

Check for the expiration date on the condom package. This isn't easy to find in the dark. Its a good idea to check the whole box at the beginning and then you know you're good to go until let's say 2013. Do not use an expired condom! The latex has a shelf life!

4) Opening the package.

Open the package carefully. Not with your teeth!! It may look sexy (I personally don't think so) but you could possibly damage the condom. Slide the condom over inside the package and rip down the side. 

Condom upright
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Condom upright

5) Place the condom right-side up.

After removing the condom from the package place it in your hand right-side up. The condom should look like a little sombrero. If it doesn't look like a sombrero it is upside-down. If you have the sombrero then it's FiEsTa time!

Speed of ejaculation!
Speed of ejaculation!

6) Pinch the tip.

Pinch the tip of the condom. Why is this important?? Ejaculate needs somewhere to go. Without pinching the tip you're putting the condom at risk for busting. Ejaculate leaves the penis at over 25 miles per hour. That's faster than a school zone! 

7) Put the condom on.

While keeping the tip pinched the entire time, place the condom on top of the head of the penis and roll down to the base. Make sure there are no air bubbles throughout the condom. 

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8) Removing the condom.

After intercourse hold the base of the condom before pulling out. Then take the condom off carefully without spilling the contents. You can tie the condom in a knot, tie it in a bow, whatever you want!

8) Throwing the condom away.

Wrap the condom in a tissue. Throw the condom away in the bottom of a trash can. Do not flush it down the toilet. It can clog it! Make sure it is at the bottom of the trash can because pets like latex! 

One Reason to Use Condoms!!

Check out all the different types of Condoms in my hub Condoms Condoms Everywhere!

Comments

R. Blue profile image

R. Blue 3 years ago

I think I may have set a new record....clocked my swimmers at 72 MPH...they were in a hurry to go somewhere. One group of them managed to hit the ceiling!!! :-)

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Cris A Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago

cool hub. this should help promote the prevention of unwanted pregnancy and STD. honestly, i'd like to thank you for step #8 :D

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Colebabie Hub Author 3 years ago

Oh yeah R. Blue? What did you use? A radar gun?? I hope you cleaned your ceiling. :)

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JamaGenee Level 8 Commenter 3 years ago

What an interesing topic you picked!  Tastefully presented without leaving out the important stuff.  Well done, Colebabie!

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Laughing Mom 3 years ago

Faster than a school zone and tied in a bow. Hilarious and serious at the same time. Very well done, Colebabie.

LOVED the first video!

C. C. Riter 3 years ago

I refuse to hahaha, haha, comment, hahaha on the gro hahaha unds tha hahaha t I cannot haha say what I want to. hahahah pinch the tip huh? roflmao, this was good

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cindyvine Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago

lol very good!

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sunforged 3 years ago

Well done, was worth linking to in my latest hub (otherwsise truthfully, i dont spend much time on the internet reading about condoms! LOL)

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Team Wiseman 3 years ago

We found this very informative,yet entertaining. good job.Team Wiseman

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men are dorks 3 years ago

I'll have to go check the speed limit thing out...

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Joshish dude 3 years ago

ha ha funny read huubs by Travis pyle

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prasetio30 Level 8 Commenter 2 years ago

Thanks for share. Very informative. Actually I never use the condoms before. Because I never doing sex at all. With my age now, I am 30 years old. But I'll do it when I married later.

\Brenda Scully 2 years ago

nice to know we have been doing it right even step 8 tied a bow round them is that o.k. muct have tied about 8 million knots or more...

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LogicalSpark 2 years ago

A rubber in need is rubber indeed !

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drej2522 2 years ago

Hahaha...step 6 is hilarious!

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grillrepair 2 years ago

that is funny and very creepy at the same time.

Heather 6 months ago

Knowledgeable and entertaining! Love the steps (:

yOdaddy 6 months ago

very usefull:) and ya hella stupit for leaving a comment ya some dumb ass.. have fun:)

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